The Oscar Wrap up

Ok, let me just put it out there... CRASH????  It was ok.  It was not outstanding.  It was not ground breaking.  It was a bit overdone.  Not sure it should have won.

And the outfits... who told the men it was ok to look like funeral directors in those black neckties?

And who told Charlize Theron to cover her hump with that giant awful bow on her shoulder?  Stand up tall girl and show it off to the world!  Ok, maybe she doesn't have a hump, but what other reason for the monstrosity that was larger than her head? 

And let's talk about the George Romero Zombie Dancers performing in front of the burning car during the song from Crash.  What the hell was that?

My overall wrap up, a dull night.  Next year, someone help John Stewart be funny.  We had more fun drinking and talking at my house than we actually did listening to him.  The best joke of the night, the lemon flavored liquid laxitive booby prize I gave out to the person who predicted the least number of winners.  And when a stupid gag like that beats out the profesional comedian, you know they need to work on their material.

Maybe Extreme Makeover, Oscar Edition can come in and do some work before next year.

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